Getting Over It

In the 6 years I’ve played this game I’ve beaten it like 60 times and I haven’t had fun playing it 1 time yet

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i’m not trying to be rude or nothing. This is the worst sound like it caused you different kind. I like the voice by the way and give this one star

This game so trash I every play with my life do not made this again bad

The character won’t keep his arm straight to make the big momentum jumps and there’s no UI to let you know how hard it needs to be swung or anything, on an iphone it’s near impossible and complete waste of money.

The game is dosent even work on the phone the input of the hammer is too uncontrollable

refund

I payed 5 dollars to play a game that makes me want to have a brain aneurysm. I spend an hour climbing up then fall all the way back down and wasted precious time in my life.

Dude fix your game the hammer glitches and goes through objects

I hope you suffer man

Can’t get past the stairs

THIS IS HORIBLE.

i would like my money back i played it for less then 2 minutes and got bored i want my money back

Is the game hard? Yes. Is the game frustrating? At times. Is that what this is about? No.
The problem here is that the port from mouse controls to touchscreen was done poorly. I’ve played this at multiple different sensitivity settings and it doesn’t change the fact that similar inputs against similar surfaces will routinely have wildly different outcomes.
Making matters worse is that the sensitivity setting seems to also impact input speed, so sections that demand a certain minimum distance be covered are all but impossible from a controls standpoint.
This is all frustrating as the gameplay loop itself is very, very enjoyable. If there was some way to fix the input to make it more predictable*, this would be a great game.
(As an aside, unless Foddy programmed some sort of randomness into the game, the unpredictability of QWOP is a result of the interaction of complex systems. Pressing any of the keys is going to result in the same predictable motion every time, it’s just that those four inputs plus the physics criteria are creating novel outputs. That is fundamentally different from doing the same exact input and getting two different outputs.)

A game that is only hard because the controls are bad is not a hard game, it’s just a bad game.
You will end up closing this app trying to use the controls, which are terrible.

To much raging

Most frustrating game on earth

The platforming difficult the sensitivity not right thus making it very hard

Maybe I’ll give you a better review when you get your physics right.
Oh, I got LAUNCHED UNCONTROLED to the beginning, like come on, does anybody even man this game anymore?

This game is not for mobile it’s going to make you really mad