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Goat Simulator 3
Coffee Stain Publishing · 1,224 ratings · ★ 4.3
4.3
★★★★★
1,224 ratings
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Top complaints - extracted from 15 negative reviews
Recurring phrases mined from 1-2★ reviews. The bigger the percentage, the more users have the same problem. Fix the top 2-3 in your version and you have product-market fit on day one.
1
"game"
7 negative reviews mention this · 47% of all complaints
★★★★★ "BLACK SCREEN. This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS" - EM5539
2
"screen"
5 negative reviews mention this · 33% of all complaints
★★★★★ "BLACK SCREEN. This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS" - EM5539
3
"ipad"
4 negative reviews mention this · 27% of all complaints
★★★★★ "I hate it. I played on iPad and you can’t baa and you can’t do anything you are just trapped doing boring things at least you can buy other maps on the ps5 version" - Iguedihbirvhb
4
"black"
3 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "BLACK SCREEN. This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS" - EM5539
5
"goat"
3 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "BLACK SCREEN. This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS" - EM5539
6
"other"
3 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "BLACK SCREEN. This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS" - EM5539
7
"black screen"
3 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "BLACK SCREEN. This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS" - EM5539
8
"play"
3 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "I hate it. I played on iPad and you can’t baa and you can’t do anything you are just trapped doing boring things at least you can buy other maps on the ps5 version" - Iguedihbirvhb
📋 All 15 negative reviews
Every 1-2★ review we fetched. Use the copy button to grab them all for your own analysis (paste into ChatGPT/Claude with a prompt like "summarize core user problems, group by theme, ignore bugs, focus on missing features").
BLACK SCREEN
This app and goat sim multiverse won’t load visuals. I can hear the game but no matter what I try, the app won’t show visuals aside from the first screen? Can’t see any other troubleshooting tips for iOS
I hate it
I played on iPad and you can’t baa and you can’t do anything you are just trapped doing boring things at least you can buy other maps on the ps5 version
Horrible
It ce
Didn’t work
Black screen when loading in. Don’t wanna play anymore tbh.
The camera controls are insane
Terrible. Having operator controls the same as camera control is absolutely insane and makes driving unintuitive to the point that I wonder if the developers are using too much ai generated code. Seriously what a d u m b a r s e choice
Doesn’t work
I just bought this game and it’s just a black screen when I open it. I’ve tried to restart my iPad and I’ve tried deleting the app and redownloading it and it’s still just stuck on a black screen when I try to open the app. Very disappointed. I’d give it 0 stars if I could. Don’t waist your money.
Love but
I HATE THAT IT KICKS ME OUT ON MOBILE! although it’s fun
The game is laggy for me
I don’t play much of this game and it’s too laggy for me to play.when I do quests it kicks me out for no reason and it’s making me crash out.so dose it mean
I have to get a new phone or ipad ?
I have to get a new phone or ipad ?
No add-ons available
Can’t find the Hocus Pocus pack
Game crashes constantly
Bought for my son to play on the iPad but it crashes constantly. Making it unplayable as it goes back to the starting loading screen time and time again. Had it for 2 days and tried to refund and was not able to. Wasted money on a product that does not deliver, would suggest you skip this and avoid losing money.
Annoying game
This is a grate game but for 13$ it lags and throws me out and doesn’t have a map! It would be a 4 star game but it’s just not worth it so I give it a 2. If the game was a lower price that would be awesome! So hopefully it will get fixed it would be gold! God with you ❤️!
Doing the same quest 3 times even after saving
I’ve exposed the trash man, reached the highest point of farm meadows and got the last ramp 4 times already … WTH
Strange…
I had been playing for about five minutes and the game immediately crashed. I know it was not my storage space because I have over 50 gigabytes free, but yeah it kept happening. Other than that pretty good game. Very funny.
Goat Puppet Skin
I went to go find the Puppet Goat skin, but when I got to it’s location the thing wasn’t there and now I am kind upset about that
Controller issues..
Aside from the constant crashes even with low settings, pressing y on a controller will glitch and make you get out of the car and then right back in. It forces you to touch the on screen button to get out of a car. I love goat sim but coffee stain has not updated or optimized their game in forever.
Sentiment summary
82%
Positive (4-5★)
6%
Neutral (3★)
12%
Negative (1-2★)