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Golf Blitz
Noodlecake · 92,771 ratings · ★ 4.7
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Top complaints - extracted from 35 negative reviews
Recurring phrases mined from 1-2★ reviews. The bigger the percentage, the more users have the same problem. Fix the top 2-3 in your version and you have product-market fit on day one.
1
"game"
22 negative reviews mention this · 63% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Game sabotages you unless you're p2w. The developers encourage a culture of throwing and trolling, and basically does not care about racist and foul names or player behavior (i've reported countless times with video evidence of consistent behavior) and actively encourages it be…" - Displeased with a capital D
2
"level"
10 negative reviews mention this · 29% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Changes. From my few months of playing, at least these should be a given change… Match making a level 10> against a 20+ is just blasphemy. As well as letting people use the “walls” to avoid doing the course to get the easy W due to their power perks…" - Ayopatt
3
"play"
7 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Game sabotages you unless you're p2w. The developers encourage a culture of throwing and trolling, and basically does not care about racist and foul names or player behavior (i've reported countless times with video evidence of consistent behavior) and actively encourages it be…" - Displeased with a capital D
4
"people"
7 negative reviews mention this · 20% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Changes. From my few months of playing, at least these should be a given change… Match making a level 10> against a 20+ is just blasphemy. As well as letting people use the “walls” to avoid doing the course to get the easy W due to their power perks…" - Ayopatt
5
"trophies"
5 negative reviews mention this · 14% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Not F2P, Only P2P. This game was fun at first but since it’s been out for like 8 years. The best players just team up in groups of 10 alliances & don’t give the rest of top 90 a chance to enjoy the game. Ppl can change names & pretend to be new players while …" - KingLucero
6
"against"
5 negative reviews mention this · 14% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Not F2P, Only P2P. This game was fun at first but since it’s been out for like 8 years. The best players just team up in groups of 10 alliances & don’t give the rest of top 90 a chance to enjoy the game. Ppl can change names & pretend to be new players while …" - KingLucero
7
"unfair"
5 negative reviews mention this · 14% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Trophy system is terrible. The game is very fun but the trophy system is terrible and pretty unfair at times. I might end up in a match with all lvl. 50s with less trophies than me and I’ll lose an excessive amount of trophies." - report134
8
"review"
4 negative reviews mention this · 11% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Terrible. The make a review box Popped up everyday" - PabloLeininger
9
"years"
4 negative reviews mention this · 11% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Not F2P, Only P2P. This game was fun at first but since it’s been out for like 8 years. The best players just team up in groups of 10 alliances & don’t give the rest of top 90 a chance to enjoy the game. Ppl can change names & pretend to be new players while …" - KingLucero
10
"account"
4 negative reviews mention this · 11% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Not F2P, Only P2P. This game was fun at first but since it’s been out for like 8 years. The best players just team up in groups of 10 alliances & don’t give the rest of top 90 a chance to enjoy the game. Ppl can change names & pretend to be new players while …" - KingLucero
11
"getting"
4 negative reviews mention this · 11% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Golf Glitch. Always loosing signal and resent this game it’s getting very Golf Glitchy" - elijahiscoming
12
"level level"
4 negative reviews mention this · 11% of all complaints
📋 All 35 negative reviews
Every 1-2★ review we fetched. Use the copy button to grab them all for your own analysis (paste into ChatGPT/Claude with a prompt like "summarize core user problems, group by theme, ignore bugs, focus on missing features").
Game sabotages you unless you're p2w
The developers encourage a culture of throwing and trolling, and basically does not care about racist and foul names or player behavior (i've reported countless times with video evidence of consistent behavior) and actively encourages it because most of that demographic coincides with the demographic that is paying them so obviously it would be too much to ask them to prioritize being decent human beings right now
Terrible
The make a review box
Popped up everyday
Popped up everyday
Game developers are pathetic these days.
This game is so messed up.
Mr. Matter of fact
Poor mechanics and scoring! Lost my login submitted. The request information was not granted anything after all my progress and paid purchases.
Not F2P, Only P2P
This game was fun at first but since it’s been out for like 8 years. The best players just team up in groups of 10 alliances & don’t give the rest of top 90 a chance to enjoy the game. Ppl can change names & pretend to be new players while they switch to the main account to gain higher trophies for alliance. The game is just entirely rigged at this point. Also I bought packs that has special emojis & cos I “over used it” they can take it out your account even though it was part of the bundle u payed for & without you knowing. You would think how cool the game once was, there would be a new edition but no, they just changed the bundle price from 4.99 to 9.99 & even buying anything else, you still will feel scammed out your money if you can’t win against players that are apparently low rank but can shoot & score before higher players. Don’t worry, this game doesn’t care about your review, so much that we can’t share screen recording as proof of how rigged the game is.
Intrusive review begging
I like the game after all these years, but the pop up constantly asking me for a review annoyed me so much…
Here yah go.
Here yah go.
Don’t play
They banned my account after 5 years, not support to help. Was fun now going down the drain.
Awful game save your money
Read the caption worst game ever they would move your ball without you even touching it
ОТСУТСТВУЮТ БАЛАНС
Полное, тотальное отсутствие баланса. Валюты просто лопатой греби, а улучшать нечего. В каждой игре противники на 700 кубков на 20-30 уровней выше и, соответственно, сильнее. Сама по себе игра замечательная, но за ПОЛНЕЙШЕЕ отсутствие баланса одна звезда. Разработчикам плевать видимо
Golf Glitch
Always loosing signal and resent this game it’s getting very Golf Glitchy
Can’t get my account back
I had a good amount of progress on it, deleted it and I had everything I used to log in down and I can’t I remember my recovery code and email used so I lost all of it and I don’t feel like grinding it back
Toxic AF.
Tons of toxicity in this game from the obviously fanatical rightwing Trump train teams. Dev doesn’t seem to give a hoot about the broken in-game reporting system.
Advanced
Why am I versing people who are 40-50 level while I am level 6. Please put it put it where that you only verse people who are the same level as you and not over level because I verse people who are trolling me and others because they have everything maxed out.
Trophy system is terrible
The game is very fun but the trophy system is terrible and pretty unfair at times. I might end up in a match with all lvl. 50s with less trophies than me and I’ll lose an excessive amount of trophies.
Golf
Rage bait game
What the hell man
Sucks li
Unfair matchmaking
Why do I keep getting matches with 3 people under level 10 including me & one guy level 30 with a clear advantage. Too many games are made like this and the high level always easily clears. Not fun
Hate game
I hate this game so much when I play I play people who are 20 levels after me and it is so unfair
Best game of all time
Rivals ocarina of time and I’m not even joking. Git gud. The moderators are total redditors though, cringe and embarrassing - ran it into the ground.
Sucks
This game is super unfair and unbalanced, the npcs literally dont ever lose the moment you get to 500 or more trophies, and the level difference is insane, why am I level 9 getting matched up with someone who is level 28??? This game is insanely bad, horrible gameplay, horrible matchmaking, and absolutely just slop.
games are rigged
it’s not a fair play game. the matches and rounds are
set you so win a large portion of the xp points very quickly before you can advance.
the remaining points will take a lot longer making you impatient ( and thus buying gems to advance). you’ll also notice how some players cool down feature of their ball is always quicker then yours even if you have the same ball settings. it’s rigged to make you buy stuff so you can advance. hopefully somebody brings a class action suit against the developers for not disclosing this information.
set you so win a large portion of the xp points very quickly before you can advance.
the remaining points will take a lot longer making you impatient ( and thus buying gems to advance). you’ll also notice how some players cool down feature of their ball is always quicker then yours even if you have the same ball settings. it’s rigged to make you buy stuff so you can advance. hopefully somebody brings a class action suit against the developers for not disclosing this information.
What's going on?!
Continually over charged me for store content. $2.99 was $22.80!
$1.99 was $15.10!
$1.99 was $15.10!
Matchmaking
On low rank only high rank players. They deliberately lower their rating in order to play against newcomers and win. It is impossible to rise in rank. Even if you have the first level, there will be players with the maximum level against you.
This SUCKS
This game is trash all u do is verse lvl 50s all day there’s no skill based matchmaking at all this sucks
This game is fun but BS!
The gameplay and multiplayer are fun. However, I tried opening the app recently and it would say that it can’t connect. I had full WiFi and data. I made sure they were both working as well. (I already backed up the game with my email). I redownloaded the app and it made me “recover” my account. After entering in my email, it does literally nothing. Absolutely worthless. The page never loads it just sits on that screen. Definitely a 1 star when you can’t even play the game without restarting completely. What a joke.
Review
Fun for about an hour then you run into all the kids with their parents credits cards. Great concept. Not sure if it’s a player base issue with people tanking to win. But i think they should have a level que rather than “trophies”. The higher level you become the better your golfer is. So queuing against a bunch of level 20+ as a level 8 stinks. They just are allowed to hit the ball faster and therefore win :/ Had lots of fun for an hour but unless ur willing to dump $100 into this it isn’t worth it
Misleading in game purchase
$10 for the star pass and it only until it resets and then you lose all the benefits. Are you kidding? I wouldn’t have bought it if they made that clear.
Pay 2 Win Greed Game
I’ve played for 5 years, and I’m still only level 42. Noodlecake is a greedy Canadian company whose profits come from mom’s credit card
Don’t play
I hate this game it’s so pay to win and I’m getting matched up with level 40 at level 6 fix game would give zero if I can
Deleted because game mechanics aren’t fair when you have level 5 pl vs level 50 hackers on the game.
Trash
Changes
From my few months of playing, at least these should be a given change… Match making a level 10> against a 20+ is just blasphemy. As well as letting people use the “walls” to avoid doing the course to get the easy W due to their power perks. Otherwise game is fun, when it’s fully balanced. Game needs match making to be looked into
Very offensive player names
The game is really fun and entertaining. The names player name are extremely offensive. Why are people allowed to make offensive names?
terrible balancing
I was at 550 trophies and level 13 and i got put in a lobby with two people that were level 34&34 who both had two extra elixir at the start and it’s just genuinely unfair. This happens almost every time I try to play online because you’re put together based on trophies not levels and it needs to be fixed. The only reason it’s not a one star is because it’s fun just unfair.
No Contact Mode
You need to have a no contact mode based on speed and accuracy! Not game sabotage🤔
No volume
No volume since winter update
Sentiment summary
92%
Positive (4-5★)
3%
Neutral (3★)
5%
Negative (1-2★)