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Golf Blitz
Noodlecake · 93,418 ratings · ★ 4.7
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Top complaints - extracted from 26 negative reviews
Recurring phrases mined from 1-2★ reviews. The bigger the percentage, the more users have the same problem. Fix the top 2-3 in your version and you have product-market fit on day one.
1
"game"
18 negative reviews mention this · 69% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Only five stars because I would feel bad.. Caused me nothing but pain. Up there with brawlhalla. Never had a happy moment with this game" - Ben Tico
2
"years"
7 negative reviews mention this · 27% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Woke. 3 years and all of a sudden they change your username. What trump2024 isn’t allowed now" - TakingBusinessElsewhere
3
"playing"
6 negative reviews mention this · 23% of all complaints
★★★★★ "DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR ELSE YOU WILL BE PLAYING WITH CHEATERS. This game is actually horrible. One of my opponents literally went through the wall, knocked me off the green into the water, and somehow made it. This kept happening so many times I reached out to them and tell them what was happening. Ins…" - NC THE CRAZY
4
"level"
5 negative reviews mention this · 19% of all complaints
★★★★★ "NOT NEW USER FRIENDLY. I’ve been playing this game forever and it used to be nice. Now it’s 100% play to win. You’re a new level user (5-15) and you really have to pay to get any kind of win. They pair you with 30+ users who have low level trophies and call it fa…" - RavenSterling
5
"review"
5 negative reviews mention this · 19% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Annoyed Golfer. I’ve been playing this game on and off for 5 years now. Nothing more annoying than getting spanned to review after every match." - NativeRager
6
"change"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Woke. 3 years and all of a sudden they change your username. What trump2024 isn’t allowed now" - TakingBusinessElsewhere
7
"down"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Water potential. Devs need to sweep this game to remove the crazy amount of racist and otherwise hateful usernames for starters. Second and arguably more important, the dev team needs to stop the cheaters from cheating. Aim bots and ai are being used to t…" - Revrend Spoon
8
"times"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR ELSE YOU WILL BE PLAYING WITH CHEATERS. This game is actually horrible. One of my opponents literally went through the wall, knocked me off the green into the water, and somehow made it. This kept happening so many times I reached out to them and tell them what was happening. Ins…" - NC THE CRAZY
9
"play"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Water potential. Devs need to sweep this game to remove the crazy amount of racist and otherwise hateful usernames for starters. Second and arguably more important, the dev team needs to stop the cheaters from cheating. Aim bots and ai are being used to t…" - Revrend Spoon
10
"trophies"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "NOT NEW USER FRIENDLY. I’ve been playing this game forever and it used to be nice. Now it’s 100% play to win. You’re a new level user (5-15) and you really have to pay to get any kind of win. They pair you with 30+ users who have low level trophies and call it fa…" - RavenSterling
11
"people"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "NOT NEW USER FRIENDLY. I’ve been playing this game forever and it used to be nice. Now it’s 100% play to win. You’re a new level user (5-15) and you really have to pay to get any kind of win. They pair you with 30+ users who have low level trophies and call it fa…" - RavenSterling
12
"match"
4 negative reviews mention this · 15% of all complaints
★★★★★ "Annoyed Golfer. I’ve been playing this game on and off for 5 years now. Nothing more annoying than getting spanned to review after every match." - NativeRager
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Only five stars because I would feel bad.
Caused me nothing but pain. Up there with brawlhalla. Never had a happy moment with this game
Woke
3 years and all of a sudden they change your username. What trump2024 isn’t allowed now
Water potential
Devs need to sweep this game to remove the crazy amount of racist and otherwise hateful usernames for starters.
Second and arguably more important, the dev team needs to stop the cheaters from cheating. Aim bots and ai are being used to take this potentially amazing game and rendering it down to a frustrating hate-filled game that is not as playable as it should be.
This would be a 5/5 game if the devs could clean up the community.
I have hope
Second and arguably more important, the dev team needs to stop the cheaters from cheating. Aim bots and ai are being used to take this potentially amazing game and rendering it down to a frustrating hate-filled game that is not as playable as it should be.
This would be a 5/5 game if the devs could clean up the community.
I have hope
DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR ELSE YOU WILL BE PLAYING WITH CHEATERS
This game is actually horrible. One of my opponents literally went through the wall, knocked me off the green into the water, and somehow made it. This kept happening so many times I reached out to them and tell them what was happening. Instead, they called me a liar and said that i just wanted to get someone reported. I repeated what i said and said that someone went through a wall, knocked me off the green, and into the water. They then said that they probably used a powerup to go through the wall. I then said that he didn’t use a powerup, because the ball never changed color Then they said that that was impossible, because they haid “checked the game for cheaters”, which they obviously didn’t. Then they hung up on me. This game is horrible, and their “help” services do not help you.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD
DO NOT DOWNLOAD
NOT NEW USER FRIENDLY
I’ve been playing this game forever and it used to be nice. Now it’s 100% play to win. You’re a new level user (5-15) and you really have to pay to get any kind of win. They pair you with 30+ users who have low level trophies and call it fair. You can not win if you do not pay to level up. I played 3-5 years ago and was able to get a 100-80 win ratio. Now you play 100 games and lose 80 because they pair you with people who are a level 30 plus because their trophy level is low. 100% UNFAIR and if you speak out about it your account gets banned!!
Rage
Rage
Annoyed Golfer
I’ve been playing this game on and off for 5 years now. Nothing more annoying than getting spanned to review after every match.
Either Spend $$$ Or Never Progress
Title says it all. If you aren’t prepared to continuously buy packs, new season upgrade type stuff, etc…, you won’t ever truly progress. While addictive to play, and albeit fun, the game is designed to bring you back down in trophies if you don’t spend the money, or play legitimately every single day, for hours and hours. Bots control the top leaderboards, and no real human player has the skill enough to reach peak level performance.
Game has gone downhill.
This game used to be great. I have put an embarrassing amount of hours into this game, but something has changed over the last year. It’s like the developers have stopped updating the game. Certain power ups are completely pointless now. Because they’re so ineffective. They should have released Golf Blitz 2 over a year ago. Now they’re forcing you to write a review. I just played four games in a row and after each one of the games, they asked me to do a review. They have gotten political, forcing people and groups to change their names, not inappropriate names mind you. I loved this game I hope they fix it.
Sucks
This game sucks
F this game
I hope who ever made this game dies and they whole bloodline dies too
No longer fun
I dunno what happened but suddenly today I log in and the courses are idiotic. Lots of random chance carnival game BS now. Was never the best player but I was pretty decent after a couple years playing off and on. Now it’s pretty much a coin toss. Screw this game, there are plenty others out there to play.
Stop asking for a rating
Asks for a rating a few times a day, it’s really annoying.
Pay to win game
Its hard to win when you go up against people significantly higher level and its not equalized for everyone. They start with abilities and i just have to fight for 3rd place. Please make a separate mode for ranked and things of that matter.
Broken match making
They need to fix the match making. High level player sandbag down to lower trophies to sabotage games and kill the fun for new players. There is no reason players with full upgrades should be playing anyone lower than level 30. How they haven’t figured this out yet is beyond me
Game sabotaging needs to be taken seriously
This game is fun and takes a bit of skill.
However, there is a serious problem with players sabotaging matches, and it needs to be taken seriously. A solution needs to be implemented.
I think one of the main reasons match sabotaging happens is because players who purchase the game pass become targets. I am someone who has no issue paying for the game pass, but at times I feel that because I do pay for it, I become a target in the game because of the sparkles around my name, the star showing that I’ve spent money, and similar indicators. For some reason, I can’t remove these features, and they make me a target.
The developers need to figure out a solution because this ruins the experience.
However, there is a serious problem with players sabotaging matches, and it needs to be taken seriously. A solution needs to be implemented.
I think one of the main reasons match sabotaging happens is because players who purchase the game pass become targets. I am someone who has no issue paying for the game pass, but at times I feel that because I do pay for it, I become a target in the game because of the sparkles around my name, the star showing that I’ve spent money, and similar indicators. For some reason, I can’t remove these features, and they make me a target.
The developers need to figure out a solution because this ruins the experience.
Game sabotages you unless you're p2w
The developers encourage a culture of throwing and trolling, and basically does not care about racist and foul names or player behavior (i've reported countless times with video evidence of consistent behavior) and actively encourages it because most of that demographic coincides with the demographic that is paying them so obviously it would be too much to ask them to prioritize being decent human beings right now
Terrible
The make a review box
Popped up everyday
Popped up everyday
Game developers are pathetic these days.
This game is so messed up.
Mr. Matter of fact
Poor mechanics and scoring! Lost my login submitted. The request information was not granted anything after all my progress and paid purchases.
Not F2P, Only P2P
This game was fun at first but since it’s been out for like 8 years. The best players just team up in groups of 10 alliances & don’t give the rest of top 90 a chance to enjoy the game. Ppl can change names & pretend to be new players while they switch to the main account to gain higher trophies for alliance. The game is just entirely rigged at this point. Also I bought packs that has special emojis & cos I “over used it” they can take it out your account even though it was part of the bundle u payed for & without you knowing. You would think how cool the game once was, there would be a new edition but no, they just changed the bundle price from 4.99 to 9.99 & even buying anything else, you still will feel scammed out your money if you can’t win against players that are apparently low rank but can shoot & score before higher players. Don’t worry, this game doesn’t care about your review, so much that we can’t share screen recording as proof of how rigged the game is.
Intrusive review begging
I like the game after all these years, but the pop up constantly asking me for a review annoyed me so much…
Here yah go.
Here yah go.
Don’t play
They banned my account after 5 years, not support to help. Was fun now going down the drain.
Awful game save your money
Read the caption worst game ever they would move your ball without you even touching it
Changes
From my few months of playing, at least these should be a given change… Match making a level 10> against a 20+ is just blasphemy. As well as letting people use the “walls” to avoid doing the course to get the easy W due to their power perks. Otherwise game is fun, when it’s fully balanced. Game needs match making to be looked into
ОТСУТСТВУЮТ БАЛАНС
Полное, тотальное отсутствие баланса. Валюты просто лопатой греби, а улучшать нечего. В каждой игре противники на 700 кубков на 20-30 уровней выше и, соответственно, сильнее. Сама по себе игра замечательная, но за ПОЛНЕЙШЕЕ отсутствие баланса одна звезда. Разработчикам плевать видимо
Sentiment summary
92%
Positive (4-5★)
3%
Neutral (3★)
5%
Negative (1-2★)